The Dark Knight returns

Time upon a once I had a myspace page (well I still do, don't check it much, isn't myspace so 2007?). I used to post a blog or two there. People have asked me when I was gonna start blogging again. I don't really care for the 'notes' thing on Facebook, so after I seeing one of my favorite poets (the wonderfully beautiful, Suzi Q) and my fellow anti zesty SMPF member Phillip using this platform, I decided 'why not?'

Sharing my thoughts is always a bit of a strange thing for me. Most of my popular blogs where my rose colored outlooks on something happening in life, my random thoughts or just my nerd side being shocked that people thought I was so cool. Which I guess I will bring here to my lil blogspot. I welcome comments (actually I need an editor! I am horrible at writing the English language. Perhaps I should have paid attention in those writing classes and not drawn Batman so much who knows?) and I hope that I can inspire more free thinkers as well be inspired by folks.

I am not trying to win a blogspot award or anything. I am not a great writer. I am also not the great leader, who will lead people to a promise land. I am a simple fellow thrust into a world that I can only observe. The reason being is that I am still trying to figure out what works and doesn't. Like any human I am flawed and may not do or say the right thing. I may share some fun tales of my life. I have had some adventures, ups and downs, I even a had date that lasted 3 days (what I wouldn't give to put those days on a loop like Groundhog Day - word to Bill Murray!)More often than not you will laugh. However I will offend at times, I will debate at times (for example I can't stand Tyler Perry TV shows) . Again I am human and am not trying to save the world. I leave that to Obama.

To start this off I am going to repost an old blog which caused LOADS of debate on my old myspace page

Top 10 Reasons I love women

My alter ego Trevvor Darktavious Gable was sitting in Stately 'StoneTemple Manor' sipping some imported chocolate milk. When a question was posed "So you started this "Straight Male Pride Foundation, but why do you love women?" This question is one that I clearly need to address. I went to the Batcave where I could be undisturbed and compile a list. The original was 362,438 (36-24-38) reasons I had narrow it down to my top 10. Now to my female readers some of these reasons may not make sense so I put in a brief explanation for some.

10. Cooking in robes/half dress – This for me is more satisfying than any alcohol or could ever be. There are few sights more beautiful than a woman making a make shift breakfast. I know to some it might seen as belittling. HOWEVER It is a wonderful sight period.

09. The Art OF Illusion – This is where you are lets say an argument is going down. The woman is against the ropes. She pulls out an error the man made months earlier. Now he is against the ropes and forgot that he was winning the argument. He is now in the corner in the fetal position having his nuts handed to him. That is an art that no man has been able to master. A woman is not beyond a sucker punch in a fair and you got to respect that.

08. Stockings – F*ck Oprah, stockings are never out of style. At least not home with dim lights and champagne. Tight high stockings not the grandma knee specials. Fishnet or the ones with the black line down the back sweet Jesus that is wonderful

07. Playing Coy – This is another art form that when dealing with a master can make for a wonderfully playful situation. It can also be a shocking situation. When the 'coy' treatment is the lure you into her parlor and work you over.

6. Compassion – When a woman cares about you there is nothing that can compete with the level of compassion she can give. The feeling of a woman wanting to be there for you is beyond wonderful. As long she feel special and important in your and will reciprocate without question.

05. Hair – I love to play in hair. Clean soft hair. Just while sitting at the coffee table, watching a movie, or laying in bed the morning after. Actually washing hair in the shower is kinda nice also but that is just me. Short or long, real preferred. [ No offense to my weave or extended wearing sisters.] HOWEVER can the weave match the real hair? My sole request]

04) Dressed up – Nothing more beautiful than stepping on the town, going to a work function or play with your favorite girl. She is looking sexy and confident. A nice body shaping dress, make up light and hair swept up. You introduce her to friends and co workers with in your eyes. Your boys shoot you the look of "yessir" on the sly. (I hate to put this part out there but) In the back of my mind the main thought "I am gonna see her naked later." ( Sorry I am a straight male, I mean no harm honestly)

03) "The Snapper" "Oh Wee" "Them Cheeks" lovemaking or Sex. – Now the Question is asked why is this so high up. Ladies be real when you have a good round or 2 of sexual congress, don't you feel better. Stress relieved. Have you ever worked with a person who has not had some congress? Difficult, impatience, argumentative and complaining all the time. It might a roommate, friend, boss or sibling. But there is someone around one you right now that makes you "She needs d**k in her life" The same rule applies to a man. Think about when Clinton was in office, no war. Clinton was getting them cheeks on the regular. Be it when Hilary was available or not. I am not condoning his behavior by any means. I am just saying a sexually satisfied man is better man to deal with as is a sexually satisfied women. Look at when Bush was in office with his country @$$ no female running trying hump him. So the whole country is in danger. You ever been in a club and some idiot is walking around looking like mad dog with rabies? He has not had any sexual congress in a long time. Just an aggressive angry bastard. So ladies never discount how important a good round of sharing the water fall into heaven can work toward changing the world.

02. Cuddling – This is my personal favorite. Nothing like some spooning. You dig?Nothing like the feeling of a soft good smelling woman laying next to you and feeling the warmth of her body. It can soothe the savage beast.

01) The Gift Of Life – Only a woman can give life. Men can destroy it. But only a woman can bring it into existence. Every man in this world owes some women his life. Me included. I love my mother dearly. Even though she drives me insane at times, my ex wife gave the most precious gift. I have ever received so I gotta even give her a hand. All mothers and mothers to be thank you for keeping the planet alive and well. Every man owes you a thank you. Well that is all for today. From the desk of the president of the Straight Male Pride Foundation. Thank you for your time.